Vatican Observer Gifts

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Horse statue throws off rider.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

The Pope

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

He seems healthy, but I'd like to keep him here for observation.

Conclave and God.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Bento XVI.

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

Must have been rough being the only white kid in the Middle East.

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

Pope Francis

Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.

'Have you ever noticed that in cartoons the person on the left always talks first?'

"These days, you can't take anything for granted."

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.