Valentine's Observer Gifts

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cupid paints Stop sign

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Spiders in love

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Modern Cupid

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'They're all for you.'

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"See anything you fancy?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

Love Potion

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

Romantic Comet