Modern Romance Observers Gifts

"It's not an emergency phone call. I'm deleting you from my contact list."

Online Dating

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Effective Catcalls

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"So - we meet at last."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'Love? You're talking about LOVE?? Barry - you're here just because I'm too busy to keep a dog!'

"See anything you fancy?"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

"Baby it's cold outside..."

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

'I undertand they met on line.'

"I broke up with him because he wouldn't let me use 'Leonardswifi' only 'Leonardswifi-Guest'."

"So, Rapunzel, I see you're still playing the field."

Opposites Attract: HisHers.