Modern Romance Observers Prints

"It's not an emergency phone call. I'm deleting you from my contact list."

Online Dating

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Effective Catcalls

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"So - we meet at last."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

'Love? You're talking about LOVE?? Barry - you're here just because I'm too busy to keep a dog!'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

"See anything you fancy?"

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'I undertand they met on line.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

'A frog prince?... Not that old line again!'

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"I broke up with him because he wouldn't let me use 'Leonardswifi' only 'Leonardswifi-Guest'."