Modern Romance Observer Prints

'You better believe that a critique of this lousy date is going up on Facebook.'

"Darlene, I'm getting sick and tired of your computer dating!"

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Effective Catcalls

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

After hours TV.

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"So - we meet at last."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'Love? You're talking about LOVE?? Barry - you're here just because I'm too busy to keep a dog!'

"See anything you fancy?"

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."