Modern Romance Enthusiast Gifts

"So - we meet at last."

Effective Catcalls

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"I carry a .38 special. What do you carry?"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

"Of course he won't be a complete asshole for another 2 weeks."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"... And I also have a daughter from a previous 'one night stand'."

'I undertand they met on line.'

Online Dating

"You know what: I'm totally bored with sex. Thanks internet."

Have we had sex yet?"

"I never make eye contact on a first date."

Right click for yes...

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble