Modern Romance Fan Gifts

"I'm popping out for some anonymous sex. Can I bring you back anyone?"

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Spooning

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'We don't text anymore.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Modern Charm

Using a social media app to date