Young Romance Fan Gifts

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Social Networking.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Spring Break.

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Separations.

Valentines

Weditorials

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

You make me want to be a better bum.