Adolescent Romance Fan Gifts

"So who do you think Carolina is?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Romance

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"So, do you come here often?"

Victor Hugo

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Romance Scene

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Masked Admirer

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Careful

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Place for text.

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"Walk of shame."

Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'