Adolescent Humor Fan Gifts

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

No, I don

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

The bird feeder.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Fish finder."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Can you keep a secret?"