Adolescent Humor Fan Prints

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Fish finder."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Can you keep a secret?"

"So! When's the big day?"