Teenage Humor Enthusiast Prints

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Who made this mess?"

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

'Washing dishes, why?'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Poetry corner: junior high edition

The kid who learnt about math on the street

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

"I wasn't sure about veganism until I saw how much it inconvenienced my parents."

'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'

No Radio on Board

'No phone calls, please, until you've used up all of your dinnertime minutes.'

Pick Your Own Zits.