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"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"Who made this mess?"

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

I'm being cyberbullied. No way. Someone posted my face with a Justin Bieber haircut. Chillax, dude. The hot girls did it to half of the guys in our class. It's cyber flirting. Wow! Glad I wasn't left out.

So what if the school took a webcam picture of a kid at home? Emily? They're spying! It's totally over the line! What line?

'Washing dishes, why?'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

The kid who learnt about math on the street

"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

Poetry corner: junior high edition

"I wasn't sure about veganism until I saw how much it inconvenienced my parents."

"It's OK...he just passed out."

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

Introduce yourself to the new girl. Ok. I hope she doesn�t have some wacky, ethnic name. Be nice. Um�Hi! My name's Twig. Twig? What kind of wacky, ethnic name is that?

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'