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"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Who made this mess?"

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

Student Body Socialization Program: '...and it could become very traumatic out there today, when we start forcing the cliques to intermingle.'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"Lesson number one about the birds and the bees. . . it doesn't take nine months to download a baby."

Newton discovers puberty

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

I'm being cyberbullied. No way. Someone posted my face with a Justin Bieber haircut. Chillax, dude. The hot girls did it to half of the guys in our class. It's cyber flirting. Wow! Glad I wasn't left out.

So what if the school took a webcam picture of a kid at home? Emily? They're spying! It's totally over the line! What line?

'Washing dishes, why?'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

The kid who learnt about math on the street

Poetry corner: junior high edition

"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

"I wasn't sure about veganism until I saw how much it inconvenienced my parents."

"It's OK...he just passed out."

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."