Teenage Humor Fan Gifts

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

No Radio on Board

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Toilet humour

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"Yes, Eric you do need to do a duty. You know as well as I do that every dog has its day."

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'The ate my allegation of improper conduct against you, Sir.'

"Listen Smith, I don't care if the older boys are picking on you or not, you have to come into school - you're the deputy head for goodness sake!"

'Truth is, kids, I ate your homework.'

Spy School

'And then I just hit delete. I haven't actually eaten any homework in years.'

'I'll need a note from the aliens who abducted you to excuse your absence.'

"Who made this mess?"

"He's at that awkward age when he tells his teachers valuable information about his parents."

"You boys! Stop using parliamentary language in the playground!"

'Ok, who threw that?'

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

'Very funny, William. Take it off! You're scaring the other students.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"One day, my teacher went in there and never came back out."