Teenage Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Who made this mess?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Toilet humour

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Poetry corner: junior high edition

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

The kid who learnt about math on the street