Teenage Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

"Who made this mess?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Toilet humour

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

I'm being cyberbullied. No way. Someone posted my face with a Justin Bieber haircut. Chillax, dude. The hot girls did it to half of the guys in our class. It's cyber flirting. Wow! Glad I wasn't left out.

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

So what if the school took a webcam picture of a kid at home? Emily? They're spying! It's totally over the line! What line?

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

The kid who learnt about math on the street