Teen Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

Toilet humour

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"

"Who made this mess?"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'I'm not being edutained!'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

Newton discovers puberty

I'm being cyberbullied. No way. Someone posted my face with a Justin Bieber haircut. Chillax, dude. The hot girls did it to half of the guys in our class. It's cyber flirting. Wow! Glad I wasn't left out.

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"

"Lesson number one about the birds and the bees. . . it doesn't take nine months to download a baby."

So what if the school took a webcam picture of a kid at home? Emily? They're spying! It's totally over the line! What line?

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'