Teen Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Toilet humour

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Who made this mess?"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

'I'm not being edutained!'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"Lesson number one about the birds and the bees. . . it doesn't take nine months to download a baby."

Newton discovers puberty

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'