Youthful Humor Fan Gifts

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Toilet humour

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

The Grim Rapper

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

"Do you really think this will work?"

"Who made this mess?"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

OMG

'Just where do you expect me to sleep? Your closet's full of junk and have you looked under your bed lately?'

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

Safe Space Invaders

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."