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Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Toilet humour

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

"Do you really think this will work?"

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

"Who made this mess?"

OMG

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"

'Just where do you expect me to sleep? Your closet's full of junk and have you looked under your bed lately?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

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