Youthful Humor Lover Gifts

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Toilet humour

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

"Do you really think this will work?"

Statue Selfie

"Who made this mess?"

'Just where do you expect me to sleep? Your closet's full of junk and have you looked under your bed lately?'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"I finally memorized my bug number."

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

Poetry corner: junior high edition

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

'Old age I can face - It's the thought of being forty that really bugs me.'