Youthful Humor Lover Mugs

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Toilet humour

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Do you really think this will work?"

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

Statue Selfie

"Who made this mess?"

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'Just where do you expect me to sleep? Your closet's full of junk and have you looked under your bed lately?'

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"I finally memorized my bug number."

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Poetry corner: junior high edition

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

Ha! Ha! Twig will never have a boyfriend! 13-year-old boys are idiots. I'll be married before you even get kissed. Brrng. It's someone named Sar-ah! I was wrong. 13-year-old girls are the real idiots.

"This counts as one wish, by the way."