Teen Love Story Fan Gifts

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'Talk about being madly in love. I went with him for six months before I realized he was a space alien.'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.