Teen Cinema Fan Gifts

'Well, then, will you record it so I can watch it when I'm 18?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

I want to be a lawn!

"This is the best part of the movie."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Liza Minnelli

Vanity Publishing.

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

Stars Without Make-Up.