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'Well, then, will you record it so I can watch it when I'm 18?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

"This is the best part of the movie."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Vanity Publishing.

Morgan Freeman

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

Liza Minnelli

Millennial Splaining

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

Stars Without Make-Up.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."