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'Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"He's deliciously vintage."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Batman O' War

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Tunnel of TV

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Amanda Seyfried

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...