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Teenager buys alcohol from supermarket.

"Frank, you don't have to dress like that to work in youth."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

Teen Owl

"How was my day? How was my day? Must you micromanage my life?"

Teen's Comet

'God, they're demonizing kids now.'

Loss of operatives through sudden brain implosion has now caused most governments to abandon any attempts to find meaning in conversation between teenage girls.

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"I am doing something with my life. At school, I'm known as the Queen of the Selfie."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"Yes, it does make you look taller...and stupid!"

Teenage Yoda

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Text Culture

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Tough Teddies

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Over-reaction Man.