Teen Culture Enthusiast T-Shirts

Teenager buys alcohol from supermarket.

"Frank, you don't have to dress like that to work in youth."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

Teen Owl

"How was my day? How was my day? Must you micromanage my life?"

Teen's Comet

'God, they're demonizing kids now.'

Loss of operatives through sudden brain implosion has now caused most governments to abandon any attempts to find meaning in conversation between teenage girls.

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"I am doing something with my life. At school, I'm known as the Queen of the Selfie."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"Yes, it does make you look taller...and stupid!"

Teenage Yoda

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He's deliciously vintage."

Modern Kids.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...