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Forming the adolescent personality

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"For two cigarettes my older brother will let you look at his instagram account."

'House keys, party at my place after school, pass it on.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Greek A-Z Map,

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Victorian Selfie

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Folk Wedding

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Teen's Comet

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

A London gent abroad

Mummy Tourist