Teen Culture Fan Pillows

'Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

The Female Brain and The Other One

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

American Gothic Selfie

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."