Teen Culture Fans Pillows

Zork sucks

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Batman O' War

Tunnel of TV

The Female Brain and The Other One

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

American Gothic Selfie

Tough Teddies