Teen Culture Buff Pillows

"Relax baby...we're safe. I've been talking on a cell phone since I was four."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Text Culture

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Tough Teddies

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Over-reaction Man.

The Grim Rapper

Dog Teenagers

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."