Teen Culture Critic Pillows

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The height of fashion in 1796

Text Culture

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Say 'eh.'"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"How is it in Russia?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'