Teen Culture Commentator Pillows

When are we gonna learn something from our generation and not yours?

Ways to discourage teens from smoking e-cigarettes

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Teen's Comet

City centre pub.

Tough Teddies

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."