Pop Culture Commentator Pillows

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

Starbucks in Heaven.

'Henry - are you still complaining about Justin Bieber, or are you watching the president's tour?'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Sir Jimmy Saville.

The Following Program Contains Scenes Which Could Give Rise To Feelings Of Inadequacy. Viewer Discretion Is Advised.

'The girl on the right, danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.'

Today's movies and TV shows give sex and crime a bad name.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

City Dump: Garbage/Metal/Reality TVs

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

Evolution

Covid Death Star

Another cretinous dating show

Cavemen

Another self-obsessed 'celebrity' talks about their struggle with something-or-other.

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Kim Kardashian is trying to break the internet with her butt."