Pop Culture Commentator Pillows

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

Starbucks in Heaven.

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

'Henry - are you still complaining about Justin Bieber, or are you watching the president's tour?'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'No one ever does the robot.'

Sir Jimmy Saville.

The Following Program Contains Scenes Which Could Give Rise To Feelings Of Inadequacy. Viewer Discretion Is Advised.

'The girl on the right, danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.'

Today's movies and TV shows give sex and crime a bad name.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Beyonce in Cuba.

City Dump: Garbage/Metal/Reality TVs

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

Evolution

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Covid Death Star

Another cretinous dating show

Cavemen

Another self-obsessed 'celebrity' talks about their struggle with something-or-other.

"Oh no, it's the curse of Strictly."

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Baby Boomer Nostalgia

Lindsay Lohan, Adaptable Actress

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Red State Football

Swifted

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Today we're going to talk about brainless reality tv! The other day I was trying to watch "Price is Right," but some other channel came on. Something called "Basketball Wives: LA." It was nothing but women being catty and hateful and mean-spirited. Anyone who watches that smut is brainless! Especially episode 14, which was the most outrageous of all three seasons.