Pop Culture Debater Pillows

"Actually, it's 'Snoopie,' not 'Snoopy.'"

Krycek, totally. No way. Lando, my friend. Lando. There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek. Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is. That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day. Stop! When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about. That Kryce

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Hugh fans!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Kritik's Korner

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Michael Jackson

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Time Machine Collision

"I'm the bad guy..."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Filet minion

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

The americanisation of vulture.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

Bryan Ferry

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.