Pop Culture Chat Pillows

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Look! No hands!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

American Idle.

"Bloody hell!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Hugh fans!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Kritik's Korner

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Time Machine Collision

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr