Celebrity Chatter Pillows

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'She'll be back!!!'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Is it any good?"

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

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