Celebrity Gossip Pillows

'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Three prisioners in bunk reading 'Hello'

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"This should knock up the viewing figures!"

'She'll be back!!!'

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

'Good news! The public couldn't give two hoots about your torrid love-life.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'Maps to courthouse where celebrities are on trial.'

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

"Of course, it is difficult living your life in the public eye."

"Not so much as a mention on Wikileaks."

Rooney V. Vardy (As if anyone really cares...)

"I never thought I'd actually miss the Kardashians."

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"Hey! Will that be Thingy out of 'Whatdyamecallit'?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

I told you Lindsay Lohan was a crappy driver!

"Mixed marriages never work out. An 'A-lister' should never marry a 'B-lister'."

"It's a sequel to my tell-all book, a tell-more book."

"I was wondering...who's your celebrity crush?"

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'I haven't a clue who he is - must be a celebrity'

"But, dear - If it weren't for Lady Godiva, the paparazzi would be following US around!"

You! Are thick magazine.

News - Rumor that will turn out to be true tomorrow

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

"Lenny, you've been called the king of sleaze, the biggest jerk in the universe, a big sack of garbage. But tell us: Who's the real Lenny Lewis?"

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"You'd think a celebrity sex tape would display a higher degree of showmanship."

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.