Celebrity Gossip Nerd Pillows

Modern Celebrity Squares.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Larry King

Weditorials

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

John Stride

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Whoopie Goldberg

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Good Morning Britain

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'We know you are a serious actress..'