Celebrity Gossip Enthusiasts Pillows

"What's 'Mummies and Daddies'? We're playing Celebrity throuple."

Falling rock stars.

I told you Lindsay Lohan was a crappy driver!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Walken On Clouds

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'