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The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Madame Tussauds updates its royal display.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood Breakup

John Stride

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Larry King

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Weditorials

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Whoopie Goldberg

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'