Celebrity Gossip Followers Pillows

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

All Star Team.

Weditorials

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Elton John

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Dogs Touring Hollywood

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

John Stride

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Larry King

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Madonna.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.