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'You are a disgrace to the celebrity profession. I sentence you to three years in reality TV shows.'

"Schwarzenegger really crossed the line when he cheated on a member of the Kennedy family.... it's supposed to be the other way around."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'