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In reality ..T.V. Show.

"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."

Stock Market Plunges of the Formerly Rich & Famous

'Don't bother with the Lottery chickenfeed - get yourself a Bing baby.'

"I was Lassie's double"

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

'Eughh! I've trodden in some celebrity's dog.'

'Of course I know about you and the Prince... it's all over the News of the World.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'My problem is, I'm the only one who knows that I'm famous!'

"Is it just my imagination, but are things shabbier around here since the Martha Stewart Debacle?"

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'We know you are a serious actress..'

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?