Celebrity Gossip Fan Gifts

"...So they went their separate ways with the millions they made writing tell-all books about their failed celebrity marriage and lived happily ever after!"

In reality ..T.V. Show.

Posh Spice

Michael Jackson Trial Witnesses.

"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."

'Did you see 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here' last night?'

Stock Market Plunges of the Formerly Rich & Famous

Keith Richards

"Mom?!. . . .Dad wants to lock me in my room!"

Gone to meet his maker.

'Don't bother with the Lottery chickenfeed - get yourself a Bing baby.'

"I was Lassie's double"

'You have a hernia Mr.Sheen, you have to start carrying smaller suitcases of cocaine.'

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

Emma Thompson

'Eughh! I've trodden in some celebrity's dog.'

'Of course I know about you and the Prince... it's all over the News of the World.'

Hugh Grant

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Good Morning Britain

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'My problem is, I'm the only one who knows that I'm famous!'

'Did you hear that Britney Spears is opening a restaurant?' 'Yeah. The rumor is that the muffins are fake.'

"Is it just my imagination, but are things shabbier around here since the Martha Stewart Debacle?"

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

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"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Tom Hanks

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Hollywood Breakup