Celebrity Gossip Enthusiasts Gifts

"What's 'Mummies and Daddies'? We're playing Celebrity throuple."

Falling rock stars.

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"Last, I have some urgent news...Freddie Prinze Jr. is getting married this year...so he's officially off the market! But there are still plenty of tall, dark and handsome men available...especially at this school! That is all."

I told you Lindsay Lohan was a crappy driver!

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

John Stride

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Weditorials

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Larry King

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'