Celebrity Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

Celebrity Yoga.

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

Simon Cowell

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."

Who's Who / Who Cares Who's Who

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

'Oi! When I said 'Lie back and think of England', I didn't mean David Beckham.'

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

The Power of Social Media: 'Lady Gaga has NOT switched to a career as a fighter in mixed martial arts!'

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous: 'Oh, oh, I'd better put the kids to bed!'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!

Threesome with Robbie Williams.

Important news...Britney is having twins.

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

'I hate it when you look at celebrity photos in those magazines, you become so catty.'

Name Droppers Anonymous

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Stolen/Rigged

"The election, hurricanes, the economy ... I miss Paris Hilton."

He'd Grab That

"It says here that we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?"

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

So Shallow

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"

"It's in two parts and quite revealing."

Schadenfreude Monthly

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."

"What did people do before they could read about the same handful of famous people over and over again?"

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

"One caveat: If Harvey Keitel is there, you're on your own."