Celebrity Gossip Enthusiast Pillows

Celebrity Yoga.

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."

Who's Who / Who Cares Who's Who

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Name Droppers Anonymous

'I hate it when you look at celebrity photos in those magazines, you become so catty.'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous: 'Oh, oh, I'd better put the kids to bed!'

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

Important news...Britney is having twins.

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

"We only ask that you be discreet around the celebrities."

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"One caveat: If Harvey Keitel is there, you're on your own."

"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."

"It's in two parts and quite revealing."

"What did people do before they could read about the same handful of famous people over and over again?"

"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

Schadenfreude Monthly

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

"The election, hurricanes, the economy ... I miss Paris Hilton."

"Dad, where do babies come from? What the heck is 'Molly'? And what happened to Kanye West?"

"That was probably not Sylvester Stallone, and I do not know nor do I care to know, whether or not he's really Jewish!"

"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."

"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"

"It says here that we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?"