Celebrity Chatter Prints

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"My husband has half of Russell Crowe's thick-set persona."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'She'll be back!!!'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Is it any good?"

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'An important update..'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'I hate idol gossip.'